MY STATUS

Last April 9, 2011. Attended Alternative Learning School Japanese Language and Culture Class, 10am. Brought my double pussy at the Bgy Hall for free anti-rabies shot. Attended afternoon class at ICAM, San Carlos,Seminary Complex.

I'M CLEAN,RABIES-FREE!

STILL RESEARCHING FOR MY AMAZING PLATITO SAGA.

TALE OF THE SAKAZUKIS

Sakazuki cups 24k GP owned by the Japanese Emperor's family in meiji period. Haunted  cultural relic. I bought this 3piece set last November 2009. Placed in my bedside, someone poked me on my left shoulder, whispering in my ears "Psst,Ano gusto mo?(what do you want?)".In my mind's eye, I saw a decapitated Japanese male, his head on a spear. Change my sleeping position and woke up late at night as if someone was piercing me with a spear, on my upper torso and an itching burning sensation on my upper abdomen. Last October 29, 2010 at the Japanese Embassy at Pasay I found out that the sakazuki cups should be returned to the rightful owner, through research (Law of Bunkazai) and inquiry with the help of Miss Angel Graham, librarian. I was going outside, downstairs approaching the second gate of the Embassy I feeling my head was enlarge and a strange chill I felt on my spine. November 3,2010 I brought the sakazuki cups to my Nihongo class for my Sensei Vina Nuqui and classmates to help me with the translations of the kanji inscriptions of the cups. I was on my way to Language Skills Institute -TESDA Taguig .I was about to crossthe street out of nowhere a speeding motorcycle rushed in front, missing me  by  a hairline. The sakazuki cups was inside my school bag. When I was called in font of the classroom to show and explain what I brought for them. I took the cups out of my bag, me and Sensei hold the cup in front of the classroom  while I explained to my Japanese Language and Culture a.m. batch the significance of my cultural find. Our finger tips ( Me and Sensei) was mildly electrocuted  touching the sakazuki cup of the Japanese Emperor! Mean told us it was just static electricity. I kept mum about the whole incident maybe she was right we have a  projector and a computer in the classroom kept on from 8a.m-12pm.The question is if it is static electricity that triggered the whole electrocution incident in front of my  23classmates, how come Sensei and my hair isn't standing up? It's negative residual energy.

            

Mr. Tony Perez is a multi awarded book author,playwright, artist, psychic, founder of the Spirit questors,psychologist ,teacher and librarian at the U.S. Embassy ,Philippines.

                 My Tony Perez Necklace                                       

I contacted Mr .Tony Perez through facebook with the regards to this eerie incidence asked for his assistance for a free psychometry analysis he was very kind and go along with the my suggestion that I bring the sakazuki during our antique trade-in meeting at his residence and office at Cubao . On November 7, 2010. It was a     Sunday afternoon I was very delighted with my trade his creation of  beaded necklace with a cobalt blue stone pendant the beads from an archeological expediton in Butuan, in exchange for my wooden elephant stamp seal ching dynasty. With regards to the sakazuki cups he held it in his hands he told me in a half trance.

It was owned by a couple it happened in a very long time the possessive husband used to beat his wife profusely in his jealousy streaks. I asked Mr Tony Perez if they are still alive "This is their memory, in psychometry if a person is still alive you can never tap in there memory, they are already dead." I  kissed and hugged Mr Tony Perez, thank my favorite book author of all time for his help. I informed the Japanese Embassy through email about a possible turn over of the relics through Bunkacho and MEXT  same date ECOSEC. I decided to cleanse and charge  the cups with aramaic prayer and bio-cosmic energy with solar influence. The FYI emails for a possible turnover of the Japanese Emperor's Sakazuki cups along with some other important cultural relics thru  Bunkacho and ECOSEC of the Japanese Embassy, Philippines lasted for 3 months. They never replied. I decided to sell these  items for fundraising for my school,church, community and my own benefit.

CHRISTMAS PARTY TRICK OR TREAT

I was standing infront of personal accesories aisle counter of Japan Center,Makati . I can't make up my mind should i get the nose hair scissors,disposable surgical mask,generic blister pack of suppositories and a bundle of tissue paper roll for Mr. Constipated or go along with Bernard San's wet and wild fantasy of him caressing a rectractable mop and mini dust pan? If that's the case I have to give in buying the candy colored toilet plunger in red and white stripes as an extra gift, it's christmas season. I only have P180 budget for exchange gift and two bars of cheese in my bag, given by Cecille for the potluck.Consisting of filipiniana bruschetta,siomai and sesame-garlic paste,chicken dog cocktail for P120. If I can have it my way it will be a nice Nihonga paintingfrom the thrift shop,an accupuncture gift cerificate or a ream of Japanese paper for origami. My only worry, can Minasan appreciate such effort? I already gave Glenda San a vintage Chinese Imari guinomi and Cheche San a contemporary Japanese artist ceramic ewer as a souvenir and reinforcement for them if they want to start their own oriental arts and antique collection.  A pair of silver plated stainless Korean chopsticks for Jhenilyne San's "Ipit Emporium". She have gorgeous,shiny,curly and long jet-black hair. Sensei and I love fragrances our favorite is rose base scented perfume. A steady supply of Christian Dior's  Dune from my Dad.

I love Joy Patou perfume in clear bottle which I sometimes mix in water for my final rinse.

Ate Amy  Owner of White Dragon Thrift Shop One of my Evangelista Angels

Ate Bheck-Bheck of Golden Accent Thrift Shop one of my Evangelista Angels 

                                                                               
The small one in snuff  black bottle I seldom use for special occassions. I'm so lucky to know a few good people in Evangelista, last year I bought 2 Joy Patou in black snuff bottle for P150. On ordinary days when I need some dose of aromatherapy I'll anoint myself with my personalize body oil a concoction of dried lemon grass, rose oil and a few drops of Victoria Secret's " Strawberry and Champagne" fragrance essence also for home made soaps,candles and talcum powder.
Which I can easily make for Sensei,but wait there'ssomething at the payment counter shelf it looks very familiar. A pastel pink,tall aerosol spray can.Maybe it's her body spray, better read the label its トイレスプレー ? I'm still having difficulty reading katakana. Good thing there's a printed graphic illustration of a TOILET BOWL! I laughed my heart out loud and I' m all alone. Wow she's very brave!OKAMA NO MUNDAI ICHIBANG:Does she use use this as her body spray or for the classroom? 答え:Facebook her. I have no idea.NIBANG: why am I kept being reminded of Cheche's pet Japanese Spitz and he enjoys bathing her dog why?答え: I'll purchase the Softsoap Bathgel with ginseng

root with a " NO ANIMAL TESTING LABEL" A sandal wood bucketful of bath accessories.I'll wrap my gift in white computer styro sheet and rubber band.Disguised as a 2in1 Kwatro Cantos-Cylindrical laptop. In asian countries particularly in Korea. the Panax ginseng is a well known aphrodisiac.Someone might get lucky this christmas. Softsoap Gel can be a body wash and a vegetarian snack.As an extra gift a pair of mikimoto

 freshwater pearl AAA ,stud earrings for dessert. The 14KG hypoallergenic wire can be a substitue for "TAIKO TOOTHPICK" .Japanese for prince, my crap in English. Hi Courtney Love! The handwritten gift tag can be a great pick up line"May you truly find what you are really seeking for in this lifetime-Infinity". Im already feeling clean and dirty at the same time. When I get home I'll scrub with Lysol.

HATARAKI NO HONDESU: OKAMA NO MUNDAI!

PART1 : 
1. Jose and Maria Santos of Meguro Language Center.  Are they  Ron Jeremy's pornstars of the 70's or just look alike?
Ans:Please email me.I want to know.-Katrina and Hayden fan.
2. Why double pussy, why?
Ans:Ceramic Action figure P5 korean,ukay-ukay-Baclaran Ukay Shop owner
Ans:don't like double pussy?Ceramic triple chicks action figure we have P5 din.-Baclaran Ukay Shop owner 
 

3. Who's the guy with the facial paralysis expression?
Ans: Julius San, Balinguynguy 101 survivor-Gatches Int'l,Singapore          
PART2: 
1. Why am I being bullied, I'm 37 years old? 
Ans:Psychometry Result- Exploring the 'Powers of your Inner Mind Autographed by Jaime Licauco

Seminar on Inner Mind Development . For reservations and other details, call 8107245; telefax 8159890; e-mail jaimetlicauco@yahoo.com. Visit my website: www.jimmylicauco.com

2. Who is Mr. Constipated?
Ans:Kaklase nila siya- Security Guard w/ frontdesk log book. LSI-TESDA

Me and Bernard San, Yaki Inu in our Inros

PART3:
1. Where's the hopia,mani and popcorn?
Ans: Bring your on  baon(food)-Sensei 
2. Why no table charge? 
Ans: Lahat kami  have polypropylene seats,Si Sensei lang ang may table-Bernard San  
3. Glenda are you a  dominatrix  or a sadist?
Ans: Facebook her.-Accupuncture Clinic Technician
5. Thea San,Daisy San and Sensei are you sadomasochist?
Ans: Facebook,them if you have the guts-Minasan
4. Regina San why the human ashtray and fire extinguisher trick? 
Ans: Blame it on Franz Bardon-Kim Jong Il
5. Mean San ano lasa ng breaded coffee?
Ans: Visit UCC.
6. Lourdes San, are you the reason why there's a civil war in Korea?
Ans: It's the infection on my piercing-Korean Silver
7. Jhenilyne and Injin San, how many kilos of shampoo are you using on that thingy?What brand?
Ans: I'm just like them-Sadako
8. Jhenilyne San, you really have the competitive streak in you, can you be my Warlita Warlalu?
Ans:Sure palitan ng I.D.- Sir Brayan
9. Bernard San, why do you prefer a cartwheel over a somersault?
Ans: Facebook him-Lito Lapid
PART4 
1. Kumakain ba kayo ng balaw-balaw,kahit langaw?
Ans: Were fine dining-Minasan
2. Sensei bakit mo napagkamalan Oishi Crispop si Mr. Constipated?BFAD approved ba yan? 
Ans: Lie Detector for Sale-NBI
3. Are you anti-BFAD?
Ans: Refer to Part IV BFAD sample questions.-Blogger

4. What is"Masarap ba pagmalapit?" is it really a hypothetical interrogative statement in my mind for food taste or something else?
Ans: Lie Detector Bargain Sale!-NBI
5. What is manually prepared finger food?
Ans: Please read part IV again-Blogger
6. Regina San why do you smoke during breaktime?

Ans: Bring in the opium pipe!-Philippine National Museum

Injin San After the OISHI

6. Any  monay issue lately?
Ans: Still waiting for the email- cafeteria guy TESDA,Taguig
7. Regina San why are you using dinikdik na bubog haven't you heard of rice crispies?
Ans: Were back at BFAD sample question no. 2, I'm your friendly lie-detector sales agent-Blogger
8. Bernard San, will you  share your  yaki inu recipe?
Ans: Guarded family secret-KFC
9.What is the answer to BFAD sample question no 2?
Ans: Mr. V.P San, Drug Check  Phils.,is on Promo!- Buy and Sell  Adpaper
10. What is the answer to BFAD sample question no 3? 

Ans: Remember my "ALTANGHA"? (Elvis and James)-Chitae ,SLN

FOR THOSE WHO WERE VICTIMIZED BY WHORE MONGERING. PLEASE PROOF READ FOR ME -ITSUMO EGAODE, KISS!   
For those who want to learn filipino language your welcome to translate.                                                    

SEVEN GODS OF FORTUNE'S BENZAITEN SAMA

This is Benzaiten Sama. I really love her. The only female deity in the "Seven Gods of Fortune". Holding a bima. Sitting at the altar of my house. The Goddess in her red kimono.Various names she have in some places of the world.  Yemaya, Maria Kwannon and Mama Mary of the Sea. Goddess Sarawasti of India who killed a 3 headed vritra serpent or dragon in Rigveda. As Mary in "Our Lady of Miraculous Medal" crushing the serpent's head. 

She created Enoshima island 552CE in order to thwart a 5 headed dragon that has been harassing the people as Benzaiten Sama, according to Enoshima Engi. She dwells in the rain,sea,water and Lake Biwa in Japan. By AT-B-sh method when the "M" is inverted in her bima.It's Biwa. It's her most favorite place in the world. When the moon is bright. In lake Biwa the Goddess Benzaiten is playing beautiful music of power. Learn to listen to the language of the water. It's her Bima . Seasons of the whiteness of the moon. Beauty,fine arts,music and learning is Benzaiten's gift. Like a welcoming smile of a child.

"OKAMA NO MUNDAI, ICHIBANG! (Miss Gay Question No1): "Where else should be placed aside from the altar?","Ha!who's that?" from the Japanese Foundation gentleman sitting beside Sensei."Her altar should be placed inside a school or a mise along with the 6 Gods of Fortune. I'm  Pagan and I practice hermetics. She's my favorite." They all seemed satisfied by my answer in english and selective japanese, that's a breather.

OKAMA NO MUNDAI NIBANG!(MGQN2):"Do you worship her?" ,"Hai,uchi no samadesu." Sensei interrupted me. Stating I was wrong and need to paraphrase my reply.Okay,but "It's God's house." I answered in riddle. "I am also the 666, the 7th Day Adventist might call the Anti-Christ. The Catholic's "VICARIUS FILII DEI",Bill Gates grand total of the ASCII code and Sumerian concept of time.
                                                                         

PARA WALANG AWAY. "Let's cook sukiyaki!" Francisco a.k.a Cheche's  most reasonable verdict."I'll cook for all of you." said the Japanese Foundation gentleman.I thought to myself that was the most humbling and generous gesture.A foreigner cooking sukiyaki for a bunch of Filipino students at LSI-TESDA

Kimono  Classroom Rumble

  Last thursday(January 6,2011) he dressed us all,one by one in traditional yukata summer kimono.DOMO ARIGATO GOSAIMASU. Were all smiles ,clutching our apitong-lawanit chopsticks. ITADAKIMASIO!  

Jhenilyne & Thea San Way of the Kimono Sausage Link

                                               

My Fair Sundot Kulangot Models: Jhenilyne,Bernard,Catherine & Glenda San

FOR BOOKING AND FASHION SHOOTS & ACTION FIGURES ,CALL 817-8933 LSI-TESDA, TAGUIG

MUSICAL SCORING: A PERFECT RAIN BY ANOUSHKA SHANKAR  ORIGINAL CD 

SADAKO WITH SORE EYES?!

                                              

PLEASE PROOF READ THANKS

                                                                                             

ART OF WAR BS COUNTER STRIKE, WARCRAFT PhD CABAL SCHOOL OF THOUGHT "KNOW YOUR ENEMY"

                               

                       MR JOEL DAVID, MR CONSTIPATED IN YUKATA & KAKI PANTS  BLACK WRISTWATCH                                              

ENEMY: MR JOEL DAVID, BULLY                 OPPONENT: REGINA CIELI J.ESTRADA, DWEEB

MR CONSTIPATED

PROFILE

AGE                                                                    

37 YRS. OLD                                                                      37YRS. OLD

                                                                       

HEIGHT

TALL,EXTRA RUBBER SOLE ON SNEAKERS                     PETITE , FLAT SHOES  KOREAN UKAY-UKAY

                                                                                                                     

SCHOOL WEAR                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    T-SHIRT AND SLACKS PORMANG D.I.                               DENIM JACKET T-SHIRT,JEANS, RAKISTA

                                                     

HAIR STYLE

GEL IN HAIR                                                                            BRUHA HAIR 

 

EYE SIGHT                                                                                                                                                                                                     

EYEGLASS,4 EYES                                                              20/20 VISION,  3^RD EYE

                                                          

BAG                                                                                                                                                                                                                  

SAMSONITE KNAPSACK                                                     RED”I want 2 work w/ Spock!” STAR TEK BAG W FENG SHUI KEY CHAIN

LEARNING GEARS:

E-BOOKS CLEAR BOOK 1SOFT BOUND                              HARDBOUND SOFTBOUND  CLEARBOOK

PSYCHE :

TYPICAL MALE CHAUVINIST,CONIO                                  PSYCHIC CHICK ,100%PINAY

TEMPERAMENT:

CONSTIPATED EMOTIONS AND BOWEL                            FLATULENT,REGULAR BOWEL MOVEMENT IN OWN C.R                       

\MOVEMENT

VITAL STATS:

ASTHMATIC, NON SMOKER                                              HEALTHY LUNGS, SMOKER

CLEAN W/HANKIE AND TOILET PAPER                              HYGIENIC BABY WIPES TOILET PAPER HANKIE AND ALCOHOL

I'LL HAVE IT MY WAY OR  I'LL TERRORIZE                       LIVE AND BREATH P.R.

                                                             

WEAPON:                                                                                                                                        

HURTFUL INTERROGATIVE                                                DISARMING SMILE HURTFUL RETORT

STATEMENT                                                                       I'LL BLOG AND NAME YOU!

BIOCHEMICAL FLU VIRUS                                                  PSYCHOMETRY & BLOG PAGE

I'LL MAKE YOU LOOK DUMB & STUPID!                             I'LL MAKE YOU BADING

GENTLEMAN MASK                                                            SUNBLOCK LANG,IM REAL

FLUENT IN JAPANESE                                                         FLUENT IN SELECTIVE SWARD(GAY)SPEAK

                                                                                            INVISIBLE TREARMENT

                        

MINDSET GAME:

ANALYTICAL,HIDDEN AGRESSION MANICURED NAILS      INTUITIVE, ANALYTICAL W PEDICURED TOENAILS                                               OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE BEHAVIOR MIDLIFE CRISIS       SEPARATION ANXIETY, I TRULLY MY LOVE MINASAN                                          

COMPETITIVE  I EXCEL ,SMART,                                       SLY AND CUNNING:I'LL RACE YOU THE LSI-TEDA MAINGATE  LOSER!

YOU ARE DUMB ATTITUDE                                                I HAD THE LAST LAUGH!

I'LL HAVE IT MY WAY OR  I'LL TERRORIZE YOU               LIVE AND BREATH P.R.

WITH MY COUGH!                                                              

I LOVE MINASAN,ULTERIOR MOTIVE .                                ULTERIOR MOTIVE 

SATCHO: HIMSELF                                                            SATCHO:23 MO.OLD NIECE/GRAND DAUGHTER   MINASAN:THEA SAN SENSEI,GLENDA CECILE&                 MINASAN: JAPANESE AM BATCH,KOREAN STUDES SMOKERS SANTAN PARK

                NETIZENS                                                                               LSI-TESDA MAINTENANCE STAFF SECURITY GUARDS

                                                                                                              JEEPNEY DRIVER EVANGELISTA &UKAY ANGELS NETIZENS

ACCOMPLISHEMENTS                     

LIVE & WORKED IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY                        WEBWIDE

PLENTY OF CASH                                                               HOARDER JAPANESE & CHINESE CULTURAL RELICS

ORIGIN OF WAR:JAPANESE WEDDING CEREMONY CLASSROOM SUGGESTION BY THE P.R.O.

MR JOEL DAVID:"ANONG GUSTO MO PAKASALAN           MS REGINA CIELI J. ESTRADA:"YOU ARE NOT MY KIND."OVER COFFEE

V.PRES.                KITA?BWAHAHAHA!"                           CLASSROOM PRO

PSYCHOMETRY READING RESULT:

LOVE MASQUERADED AS INDIFFERENCE AND                 PSYCHOMETRY READING THRU HIS HANDWRITING ON MY TEST PAPER.

OVERSIZE EGO

MY MISSION OBJECTIVE: 

I'LL KILL THE BULLY IN YOU. STRATEGY BLOG LATER WHEN SCHOOL IS OVER. SEND A COPY OF PART 2 AND ASK PERMISSION IF I CAN NAME HIM IN PART 5 WITH PICTURE  AND IF HE  DON'T REPLY IT'S AFFIRMATIVE .DO AS I PLEASE AND NO LAWSUIT.CHECKMATE!

FOR THOSE WHO WERE BULLIED &  HARASSED  BOMBARDED WITH PHLEGM AND COUGH  IN SCHOOL AND IN THE WORKPLACE .FIGHT BACK!

WEBSITE COMING SOON THANKS ,PLEASE PROOF AGAIN

UKAY - UKAY考古パート2 UKAY - UKAY考古学者その3 HOPIA、マニ、ポップコーンDEKIMASUのフィリピン神風自白のメイキングの告白！

 JANUARY 4,2011教室活動はつまらない、今ZZZZZZZです！cielingと口の中に冷凍唾液中にクモの巣。私は1週間の単一の朗読に参加していない。日本の結婚式の提案は断った。 11今だけであった。学生は、ハエアウトのように、いくつかは、インフルエンザに襲われdropppingされます。他の研究者が雇わ得た、いくつかは、あなたが私を信じてaway.Nowに滞在したいですか？これは、呪いのようなものだ！ちょうど月の第七までこの介して取得します。私たちはお互いに結婚する必要があります！ ！HOPIA、マニ、ポップコーン：しかし、先生がこの素晴らしいアイデアthe'Dekimasuをタレントショー'、YEHEY是非ワン来るすべてが待ってください。入場料は、なしテーブルチャージ無料です。ただLSIベースTESDAで、通常の日本の参考にバッチに参加しています。バーナードサンは、自分の席ノンストップ点で最大先生のテーブルから宙返りを行うことができます。ワウ！7日目Advenstistは、グレンダサンはブードゥー教の儀式'アーッを有するですが、私は鍼灸のセッションを意味しています。デ

イジーサン、テアサンと先生は彼女のボランティアとしてブードゥー教の人形を住んでいます。すみません！私は言葉の使い方を持っています。このすべて刺すセッションがあまりにも長いです。私たちとされなくなったSansのいくつかを覚えている瞬間レッツ一時停止します。 Meanneのコーヒーショップチック'サン。私は愛情を込めて彼女の『PA -パン粉コーヒーkaのナマンのダイアンを！いじめる日本の不動産の方向性を伝えるのが得意だ。ケンサンは、（bulol喧騒siya伽子）'アナグラム＆転調彼のDOKOMOさんとこどもしてくれます。トムクルーズのかわい子ちゃん。ロジャーサン、アーリーンサン、ジュリアスサン、ルルドサン、ジャマイカサンとRayvieサンは私のサンタンパーク遊びになります。また、yosiパートナーです。チェ- Cheさんラプンツェルみましょう髪ダウンでJhenilyneサンと競合Injinサンは、

何キロには、そのブツで使用しているシャンプーのですか？彼らは消え行為上のすべての専門家です。ケイシーサンの'ベター表示まで、私はよ回復するまたはNo証明書'法を除く。ルースサン私の体操の相棒とCecilleサン私たちのポーラアブドゥル、サイモンコーウェルの役者。 Jhenilyneサンがダウンして再び彼女の3フィートの髪をさせる！うん、マイナスヘッドバンギング。サンフランシスコのAKAと、'Checheサンの『演歌の競合や行為を吠え、ふしぎ遊戯アウトベルチングアカペラ。彼女のディンプルが表示されている中のアニメ顔をだらだらホワイトボードにして、Cathyサン。私はとてもよく、動作です'NAGLALARO NGのAPOY'ママをインフロント！私は烈火の炎のように私は女性を、私は好きドラゴンボールZ：私はちょうど私のマントラ詠唱灰皿のための私の舌を使用しています。私は火と遊ぶ。私は、パワーをしています。難点灯用紙3倍を入れている。先生私assistant.HUHとして！誰拍手？ああ、それは、私たちの副社長だ氏は便秘。ヤンからANG才能がニヤは！KAKLASEのPA RINはNAMIN SIYA？ WOWは大きかった！