CONFESSIONS OF AN UKAY-UKAY ARCHEOLOGIST@copyrighted2011philippines: February 2011

Saturday, February 5, 2011

HATARAKI NO HONDESU: OKAMA NO MUNDAI!

PART1 :
1. Jose and Maria Santos of Meguro Language Center. Are they Ron Jeremy's pornstars of the 70's or just look alike?
Ans:Please email me.I want to know.-Katrina and Hayden fan.
2. Why double pussy, why?
Ans:Ceramic Action figure P5 korean,ukay-ukay-Baclaran Ukay Shop owner
Ans:don't like double pussy?Ceramic triple chicks action figure we have P5 din.-Baclaran Ukay Shop owner

3. Who's the guy with the facial paralysis expression?
Ans: Julius San, Balinguynguy 101 survivor-Gatches Int'l,Singapore
PART2:
1. Why am I being bullied, I'm 37 years old?
Ans:Psychometry Result- Exploring the 'Powers of your Inner Mind Autographed by Jaime Licauco

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2. Who is Mr. Constipated?
Ans:Kaklase nila siya- Security Guard w/ frontdesk log book. LSI-TESDA

Me and Bernard San, Yaki Inu in our Inros

PART3:
1. Where's the hopia,mani and popcorn?
Ans: Bring your on baon(food)-Sensei
2. Why no table charge?
Ans: Lahat kami have polypropylene seats,Si Sensei lang ang may table-Bernard San
3. Glenda are you a dominatrix or a sadist?
Ans: Facebook her.-Accupuncture Clinic Technician
5. Thea San,Daisy San and Sensei are you sadomasochist?
Ans: Facebook,them if you have the guts-Minasan
4. Regina San why the human ashtray and fire extinguisher trick?
Ans: Blame it on Franz Bardon-Kim Jong Il
5. Mean San ano lasa ng breaded coffee?
Ans: Visit UCC.
6. Lourdes San, are you the reason why there's a civil war in Korea?
Ans: It's the infection on my piercing-Korean Silver
7. Jhenilyne and Injin San, how many kilos of shampoo are you using on that thingy?What brand?
Ans: I'm just like them-Sadako
8. Jhenilyne San, you really have the competitive streak in you, can you be my Warlita Warlalu?
Ans:Sure palitan ng I.D.- Sir Brayan
9. Bernard San, why do you prefer a cartwheel over a somersault?
Ans: Facebook him-Lito Lapid
PART4
1. Kumakain ba kayo ng balaw-balaw,kahit langaw?
Ans: Were fine dining-Minasan
2. Sensei bakit mo napagkamalan Oishi Crispop si Mr. Constipated?BFAD approved ba yan?
Ans: Lie Detector for Sale-NBI
3. Are you anti-BFAD?
Ans: Refer to Part IV BFAD sample questions.-Blogger

4. What is"Masarap ba pagmalapit?" is it really a hypothetical interrogative statement in my mind for food taste or something else?
Ans: Lie Detector Bargain Sale!-NBI
5. What is manually prepared finger food?
Ans: Please read part IV again-Blogger
6. Regina San why do you smoke during breaktime?

Ans: Bring in the opium pipe!-Philippine National Museum

Injin San After the OISHI

6. Any monay issue lately?
Ans: Still waiting for the email- cafeteria guy TESDA,Taguig
7. Regina San why are you using dinikdik na bubog haven't you heard of rice crispies?
Ans: Were back at BFAD sample question no. 2, I'm your friendly lie-detector sales agent-Blogger
8. Bernard San, will you share your yaki inu recipe?
Ans: Guarded family secret-KFC
9.What is the answer to BFAD sample question no 2?
Ans: Mr. V.P San, Drug Check Phils.,is on Promo!- Buy and Sell Adpaper
10. What is the answer to BFAD sample question no 3?

Ans: Remember my "ALTANGHA"? (Elvis and James)-Chitae ,SLN

FOR THOSE WHO WERE VICTIMIZED BY WHORE MONGERING. PLEASE PROOF READ FOR ME -ITSUMO EGAODE, KISS!
For those who want to learn filipino language your welcome to translate.

SEVEN GODS OF FORTUNE'S BENZAITEN SAMA

This is Benzaiten Sama. I really love her. The only female deity in the "Seven Gods of Fortune". Holding a bima. Sitting at the altar of my house. The Goddess in her red kimono.Various names she have in some places of the world. Yemaya, Maria Kwannon and Mama Mary of the Sea. Goddess Sarawasti of India who killed a 3 headed vritra serpent or dragon in Rigveda. As Mary in "Our Lady of Miraculous Medal" crushing the serpent's head.

She created Enoshima island 552CE in order to thwart a 5 headed dragon that has been harassing the people as Benzaiten Sama, according to Enoshima Engi. She dwells in the rain,sea,water and Lake Biwa in Japan. By AT-B-sh method when the "M" is inverted in her bima.It's Biwa. It's her most favorite place in the world. When the moon is bright. In lake Biwa the Goddess Benzaiten is playing beautiful music of power. Learn to listen to the language of the water. It's her Bima . Seasons of the whiteness of the moon. Beauty,fine arts,music and learning is Benzaiten's gift. Like a welcoming smile of a child.

"OKAMA NO MUNDAI, ICHIBANG! (Miss Gay Question No1): "Where else should be placed aside from the altar?","Ha!who's that?" from the Japanese Foundation gentleman sitting beside Sensei."Her altar should be placed inside a school or a mise along with the 6 Gods of Fortune. I'm Pagan and I practice hermetics. She's my favorite." They all seemed satisfied by my answer in english and selective japanese, that's a breather.

OKAMA NO MUNDAI NIBANG!(MGQN2):"Do you worship her?" ,"Hai,uchi no samadesu." Sensei interrupted me. Stating I was wrong and need to paraphrase my reply.Okay,but "It's God's house." I answered in riddle. "I am also the 666, the 7th Day Adventist might call the Anti-Christ. The Catholic's "VICARIUS FILII DEI",Bill Gates grand total of the ASCII code and Sumerian concept of time.

PARA WALANG AWAY. "Let's cook sukiyaki!" Francisco a.k.a Cheche's most reasonable verdict."I'll cook for all of you." said the Japanese Foundation gentleman.I thought to myself that was the most humbling and generous gesture.A foreigner cooking sukiyaki for a bunch of Filipino students at LSI-TESDA

Kimono Classroom Rumble

Last thursday(January 6,2011) he dressed us all,one by one in traditional yukata summer kimono.DOMO ARIGATO GOSAIMASU. Were all smiles ,clutching our apitong-lawanit chopsticks. ITADAKIMASIO!